Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed.
Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery
and all of their hopes and dreams
If I didn't drink this beer,
they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered.
Then I say to myself,
"It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true
than be selfish and worry about my liver."
-Jack Handy
The above describes Ms Regina. =)